4.28.2012

VOCAB: Russia, Let Me Learn You



Russians read this blog.  They do.  Google don't lie.  And because they're down wit the hny, I gots something for them.  Below some cool American street lingo, with photos to explain them.  Learn these words, Russia, and be cool like dat.

REFRACTORY PERIOD
CALLIPYGOUS


AQUAFRESH


OBLIVESCENCE


COPPICE


USAGE: "Bro, Dude, Bro, do you see that most CALLIPYGOUS honey over there?  Her booty is AQUAFRESH!  I'd love to touch it, but I'd be scared, if I did lay down with her in the soft COPPICE behind the barn, that in the REFRACTORY PERIOD, I'd suffer the OBLIVESCENCE of all lady-love-memories from before today!  Scared, Dawg.  Of booty.  Of CALLIPYGOUS booty."
-- Russia.  you. are. welcome.




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