5.29.2011

BRIDGE, TUNNEL: CHAPTER TWO

MAGGIE @  GUVHAUS   
ROGER and THE TEXAS 88s 
The RIGHTFUL END OF SAUCY J
   MAGGIE GOES DOWNTOWN

5.23.2011

BRIDGE, TUNNEL: CHAPTER ONE

(Brand spanking new fiction.  Does this man called Roger love this woman called Maggie?  How are there half a million people left living in Manhattan? And who or what is Henny Newton?)

5.20.2011

RIME: Shakey's Daddy The Glove-Making Recusant


Shakey's Daddy was a glover,
He'd hump all day tanning hide.
He'd say: ein Viertel Unze will make you hover!;
Regale goons  with tales of infanticide
He'd chant a sing-song dirge of violet rain
While squaring cow-gut skin to wrist
And talk bad old days of powder cane
And note us of his naming lists:
Of sexy ladies mulberry praying
To teach us, recusants in town,
While up close his hanged gloves fraying,
He had touched their nightinggowns
Center town, remember, they dragged him sweating
He swore these were these what done as him,
Yet they kenneled him for betting
The crows pecked his limbs                                                               
                                                                                                     20may11

CHAZZ: Top 20 Pickup Lines

Cousin Chazz has decided to become a Pick-Up Guru.  He has insisted we publish his twenty lines guaranteed to score with honeys:

5.16.2011

TRULIFE: Building A Shiitake Empire

Down here in Limmy we're developing a future stranglehold on the lucrative Shiitake market.  No one will stand in the way of complete mushroom domination..  Here's how it's started today:









5.07.2011

MOVIE PITCH: The Globe

It's Winter.  A theater company is notified by a landowner from who they lease the plot of land where their theater sits, that that lease is coming up, and he is not interested in renegotiating with them -- the real problem: they built the theater there ten years ago, and when the lease runs out in a few days the construct becomes the property of the landowner, and they are out of a theater.. It'll be back on the road for them, unless ... 

5.02.2011

STORY:_Origin Story_

(This killer has a way with words; Det. Cheryl with hand tools)