REPLACING CHAZZ 3: "Buy the Beer" Billy

BBB: What's happening.  Alright, alright.  I'd like to see if there's any groovy chicks reading this blog, the kind that like drinking beer by the romantic light of a good ol'fashioned trash burning at the sand pit.  Anyway call me at 207-177-7777.  Leave your measurements at the beep!  Heheheh.
NY: Billy, you're supposed to be critiquing this blog.
BBB: Chill, Poindexter, I'm getting to it.  Now then: This blog sucks.  It's horrible.  Hold on a sec...
(Billy pulls out a pay to play Walmart cell phone)
BBB: Billy speaking... Yeah?  Where?  The rest area?  Sweet!  (Hangs up phone)  Gotta go, Shakes-queer, the Bonny Eagle girls soccer team are tanning at the Limmy Rapids!!  Hell yeah!
NY: Come on, man.  You shouldn't go over there, you're in your thirties.
BBB: Forever young, my friend.  When the underage need alcohol, Billy will be there!
NY: Could you just give us a list on how to improve this site?
BBB:Yeah, fine:
1. More pictures of bikes.
2. Short fiction about young hot chicks.
3. Reviews of beer.
BBB: Good?
NY: Sure.
BBB: Out.