Ace Milton's Hollywood tell-all is in the works. He's given us a nice tease with the titles of the chapters.. Chapter 1: Community Theater and Bad Touching
Chapter 2: Actor School and Worse Touching
Chapter 7: The Night We Caught Christian Slater In Bed With A Ghost
Chapter 11: How Mel Gibson Saved Me From Myself
Chapter 12: The Day James Woods and Bruce Willis Had a Douchebag Contest Around The World
Chapter 15: Robert DeNiro Can't Read This Black Girl Told Me
Chapter 16: How Robert DeNiro Was Banned From The Fox Lot For Stalking Lisa Turtle From Saved By The Bell
Chapter 18: The Time I Saw Tom Hanks Kick A Puppy
Chapter 21: George Clooney Thinks Boobies Are "Icky" (If You Know What I Mean)
Chapter 25: The Night Tequila Made Me Think Tilda Swinton Was A Lady
Chapter 28: Cocaine Made Me Work As A Cruise Ship Magician
Chapter 31: Who The Hell Does Sam Shepard Think He Is?
Chapter 33: Heineken, Boob Sweat of The Valkyries
Chapter 35: Tom Cruise Saved Me From Drowning Twice
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