Rookie: What's a Zenith?
Old Hand: Brockton.
Rookie: Every wall of this room has patched holes..
Old Hand: That's Brockton.
Rookie: I've heard it referred to in jokes, but this is the first time I have seen a kid literally kick a can down the road.
Old Hand: That's Brockton.
Rookie: It seems like this town is made up entirely of 9 year old kids, 37 year old hippie ladies, and 200 year old Indians.
Old Hand: And a smoke monster.
Rookie: Why are women coming out of their motel rooms at 6pm in pajamas and making Cups of Noodles in the lobby microwave?
Old Hand: That's Brockton.
Rookie: I've never seen a closed down KFC before; KFC is a recession-proof business.
Old Hand: Brockton is a business-proof town.
Rookie: Why are there emergency telephones in the motel hallway?
Old Hand: You see, it's Brockton.
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