The Coca Narrative

1. The big game is over eight minutes in -- thus:

2. 11 drunk hillbillies still chafing over Duck Dynasty get their grandkids to troll the Coca Cola Facebook page -- thus: 

3. Vacuous pseudo-journalists, (who years ago drew their political straws, on both sides -- not out of belief, but for survival), take to the etherwaves, either condemning the ad or the protest .. (because these hacks have never had an interesting thought in their lives they became journalists), thus:

4. The good sweet kind thoughtful and most just progressives, (those not watching the big game so as to catch up on some NPR podcasts), nominate Coca-Cola for the Nobel Peace Prize -- for the bravery to market sugar-cancer at immigrants and gay roller skaters.