Limtucky is not just a town, but a way of life. Chazz knows this better than anyone, so here are his best nine lines for picking up women in Limtucky proper.
1 Want to come back to my place and monkey-pluck ticks off my back?
2 If you're my girl you can use my three-wheeler to hit Jongerdens for Hard Iced Tea.
3 Limtucky, Babe: I have a two-tone house, a three-tone car, and 27,000 dollars worth of fishing supplies. Don't play like that doesn't excite you.
4 Let's get drunk and crazy, and eat government cheese!
5 You stick with the Chazz, and I'll give you the big O. . . Oxycontin!
6 The Blue Moon of Limtucky is very romantic, except that half the town tries to shoot it with hunting rifles.
7 Let's park at the sandpit, smoke cigarillos, listen to Skid Row, and just talk. Talk about how we're gonna get out of this eviction from the park.
8 Listen, Honey, let's go on a date: you ever trolled Rte 25 for roadkill?
9 Yo Girl, my beer bottles are redemptive, but I'm not!
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