Lesser Devils

This the allotted night they return to earth, the holiday of the lesser devils!

For all the curs'ed dwellers, those that only barely made the cut into Hell: those who spit their gum on the ground, those who borrow pens and keep them; the public dispensers of milk farts; reality television producers, Jack Nicholson impersonators, and the expert recommenders of television shows two years too late because they just got Netflix.

Hellfire!