used my AMEX to buy a waterbed for my pet snakes.
Cousin Chazz (@cousinchazz)
used my AMEX to rent a Chrysler 300 because my girlfriend is a rapper.
Cousin Chazz (@cousinchazz)
used my AMEX to purchase a box of styrofoam popcorn. I'm going to mail real popcorn in it, and see if Nana can tell the difference.
#IhaveanAMEX
Cousin Chazz (@cousinchazz)
used my AMEX to reconstitute the trust my Nana has in me via imagination air money.
#IhaveanAMEX
Cousin Chazz (@cousinchazz)
used my AMEX to buy Uncle Steve breakfast. All he wanted was a liter of Mountain Dew.
#IhaveanAMEX #unclesteveisadrunk
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