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| Didn't make it fifty yards off the highway tonight before a state cop pulled me over; it went well, only five minutes of outright screaming in my face before giving me a DOT quiz, making me sit in the parking lot for 45 more minutes while I imagine he sat in his cruiser playing Angry Birds, then seeing me off with a written warning for having an "unsecured" 2x6 in the back of the truck. |
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| You'd think a brick wall would keep the sound of the motel pub's video poker machines out of this room on the second floor; no such luck. Ring a ding ding. |
-- Yes, I misrepresent these as actual hotel reviews.. I'm sorry. No, I won't stop. Okay, here's my review: If you look directly at the Springfield Econolodge you will catch a violent flu.
1 comments:
Now, that really is funny +
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