4.28.2012

VOCAB: Russia, Let Me Learn You



Russians read this blog.  They do.  Google don't lie.  And because they're down wit the hny, I gots something for them.  Below some cool American street lingo, with photos to explain them.  Learn these words, Russia, and be cool like dat.

4.18.2012

PORTRAIT: Of The Author


BRG/TNL/500: 5 Of Roger Kent

THE NIGHT of that dinner, after Alan promised Henny to High Office, Roger Kent called in his reserve, and walked her home. 
He did it, and no one questioned it. 
5 HE WAS ONE OF THOSE WITH POWER ABOVE HIS RANK

4.17.2012

BRG/TNL/500: 4 Of Henny Newton

1THE NIGHT she met the Eagle, also known as Roger Kent, she was sitting in on Alan Marybella reporting to High Office on his first Henny Newton meeting. 
4. NOODLES ON THE TABLE, RIFLEMEN AT THE DOOR.

4.16.2012

BRG/TNL/500: 3 Alan Marybella

WHERE SHE WORKS, long narrow grey room, twelve clean plastic desks.  At the end a door of yellow frosted glass like a motel shower.   Man in the glass office, talking on a phone.  Waves her in to share his shower.
3. BLACK EYES, OVERBITE, NECK FOLDS: ALAN MARYBELLA, THE NEWBORN TURTLE.

4.15.2012

BRG/TNL/500: 2 Gaynemede Carbine

SHE TAKES big headphones to the street. 8AM.  Kate Smith, God Bless America, two hundred days with it looped as she walks to work, and no incident.  A crucifix.
No skirt here.  Natural law, not law.
BOYS CROUCHED ON THE STOOP OF A DELI.  SHE MUTES KATE TO HEAR THEIR EUNUCH CHIRPS.

4.14.2012

BRG/TNL/500: 1 Santa Fe Swallow

worth reading?
1 fantasy romance about a government worker sent into a mysteriously empty NYC completely run by the military, to find a rogue filmmaker. 
2 Kill your darlings remix.  Cutting the words by 33%, then lovingly laundering the rest into something new.  
3 A micro 500 at a time to read like the stanzas of an epic poem.


4.08.2012

CHAZZ: I Have An Amex

The American Express Tweets Cousin Chazz thinks will get him a Platinum Card:


4.05.2012

AUDIT: April 2011

Below what posts this month last year worth a few minutes of time if missed.

4.02.2012

ACE: Oliver Stone Fired Me


If you don't know Ace Milton, Ace is the actor of his generation who didn't make it.  There was no high profile production he was not attached to at one time, and fired from at another time within weeks of that one time.  In his newest post he tells tales about the legendary cast of Oliver Stone's JFK, which he was a part of during the rehearsal period.
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