TWENTY-11 CHOICE CUTS: The Year Collected @ hnywork

* True love is a myth. I am prepared to offer you semi- indifferent like.                                           -- CHAZZ

X-MAS: Thou Art

* This is the best I can do right now: Listening to Elvis sing gospel makes me want to believe in God.
* Merry Christmas.  I love you.

FLASH: Holiday Discount Movie Bin

See him?  You see him.  I see him.  We all see him.  The man at the discount movie bin, furiously shuffling through the flimsy DVD cases, four days before Christmas.  

ROAD JOURNAL: Ballad of the Black Cowboy

Blacks.  Cowboys.  Hold on.

FRAG: Coppola Beard

The floundering prickshaft
Grows a Coppola beard;
Then finds it weird his direction
Is unclear to the actors.

ACE: 1994

(A list from everyone's least favorite unemployed actor of, on, and about the year 1994 of our Lord, a golden season in Pictures, that Ace nearly was a part of)

HOTEL REVIEW: Return of the Huttle

(Back at the Huttle last night.  On the way out tried a quick pic to recreate the shot from the last stay.  Lame result.  Anti-magic.)

September

December

COUSIN CHAZZ IN LOVE: 5. Here Come the Singing Spider DeNiro From Deerhunter Molesting Hobo Monster

(The strangest happening yet in the Cuz's escape from Rehab.. Hobos, talkings to God, dandelion cigars, and Frankie Valli -- all below)

ON CHAZZ: Disgusted

I'm sorry. I've taken Chazz's post down. While this is a goofy weird site, I don't need prospective readers coming here to find Chazz quotes like, "I'm not into cuddles; I like bed-sheet puddles". Disgusting. Uncalled for. It was one thing when he'd post misogynistic pick-up lines, ladies seem to like that, but this was too far.

COUSIN CHAZZ IN LOVE: 4. The Money Fell Through Rewrite

(The financing behind the epic Chazz production has dried up. While we are not giving up, where once a big action-packed scene of the bad guys setting siege on the Kezar Rehab until Chazz makes a daring escape was planned, we have this revised version below that takes the economic situation into account)

FLASH: Old Ragsnarolk

A quick flash story opener that Ry-Y described in a cool way: "Felt like an epic poem smashed with a modern day reality show about loggers."

PIC: Chimney

FRAG: Macaroni Can o Tomato

Counting seven toothy grins,
They yelp, We want to eat!
Count their several belly bends
And as they take their seats:
Promise macaroni never ends
an emendation at their feet.


12-1
An emendation to the feast


12-6
Count seven toothy grins
They all want to eat
Discord